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Welcome to Maryland!

May 29th, 2008 · No Comments

This site is not intended to just trash the state of Maryland. It is intended to mock the everloving fuck out of it.

Don’t get me wrong. The geography is lovely (in places) but the people (that I have met) suck. They suck pigeon balls. Really.

So. Enjoy this site! And if you are offended by what’s posted here…pop a Natty Bo and eat a fucking crab.

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Slower Traffic Keep Right, Asshole!

May 29th, 2008 · No Comments

You’d think this would be easy, since there are a million fucking signs on the roads in Maryland, but I feel I have to reiterate it again…KEEP TO THE RIGHT, you cashew genital’d fuckmeyer.

The problem here is a difference in the laws in neighboring states. For example:

Page 33 in the Maryland Drivers Handbook

Yeah. Great. For the three people who have read the damn thing…you can pass on the right. However, your fucking slow and partially retarded ass comes to Virginia (as you are so wont to do), and we have this:

 

 Page 26 of the Virginia Driver\'s Handbook

Now what? I run the risk of getting a ticket because you won’t get the fuck out of the way? This is why there are signs that say “SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT”.

Douchebags. I hope you all get ass herpes

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