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You’d think this would be easy, since there are a million fucking signs on the roads in Maryland, but I feel I have to reiterate it again…KEEP TO THE RIGHT, you cashew genital’d fuckmeyer.

The problem here is a difference in the laws in neighboring states. For example:

Yeah. Great. For the three people who have read the damn thing…you can pass on the right. However, your fucking slow and partially retarded ass comes to Virginia (as you are so wont to do), and we have this:

Now what? I run the risk of getting a ticket because you won’t get the fuck out of the way? This is why there are signs that say “SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT”.

Douchebags. I hope you all get ass herpes…